Dead Inside But Caffeinated T-Shirt

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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee settles into your wardrobe like a well-loved mug in the morning — soft, slightly lived-in, and quietly bold. A playful gothic illustration wraps a warm coffee cup with leopard print, tiny ghosts, and fluttering bats while the line “Dead Inside But Caffeinated” sits above and below. It’s the kind of shirt that reads like a wink to fellow night-shift survivors, introverted goths, and anyone who greets the day with dark humor and a strong brew. Wear it to slow Sunday mornings, late-night study sessions, house hangouts, or the coffee shop where everyone knows your order. The relaxed fit and garment-dyed finish give it a cozy, broken-in feel that layers easily under jackets or stands out on its own.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee settles into your wardrobe like a well-loved mug in the morning — soft, slightly lived-in, and quietly bold. A playful gothic illustration wraps a warm coffee cup with leopard print, tiny ghosts, and fluttering bats while the line “Dead Inside But Caffeinated” sits above and below. It’s the kind of shirt that reads like a wink to fellow night-shift survivors, introverted goths, and anyone who greets the day with dark humor and a strong brew. Wear it to slow Sunday mornings, late-night study sessions, house hangouts, or the coffee shop where everyone knows your order. The relaxed fit and garment-dyed finish give it a cozy, broken-in feel that layers easily under jackets or stands out on its own.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean